How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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