Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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