That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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