Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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