I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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