A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
