it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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