hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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