quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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