I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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