just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I think I sprained my soul last night
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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