I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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