Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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