Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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