He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
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