I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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