Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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