he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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