he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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