CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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