yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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