I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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