I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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