Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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