redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Be still, my beating vagina.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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