I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
