is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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