How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Randomize
