Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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