do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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