you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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