I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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