Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Randomize
