Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
from now on my penis is your penis
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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