You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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