you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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