Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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