windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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