So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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