dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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