make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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