It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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