Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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