i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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