Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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