whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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