I want to stick my p in your. b.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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