I didn't shave. On purpose
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Randomize