the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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