My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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