She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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