I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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