Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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