There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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